I don't really know what I should say about this. There's something fascinating (from my perspective) about this. Maestro's generally pretty polite when he sees you eating that slab of cooked meat on your plate — he'll let you eat but you know for darn sure that the scraps belong to him. And as far as yogurt goes, well he just loses all politesse. At least one-third of any given yogurt container, particularly strawberry, has Maestro written all over it.
Do cats in the wild yearn for cows?
Do they want cultured dairy products and sweet fruit?