read the web

Major League Lifestyle Improvement

Monday, April 14th, 2008 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Today I upgraded to Wordpress 2.5, which has a much nicer backend interface and some smart improvements (though I can't seem to get the media uploader to work). In the process I also found out my previous theme had somehow ...

My Sloppy Handwriting as a Logo for Vagant

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | 5 Comments »

Hey this is the coolest thing that happened to me today. I've got a short piece on the recent Audiatur poetry festival coming out in the next issue of the Scandinavian literary magazine Vagant. They translated the piece from English ...

Dancing Kangaroo

Monday, September 24th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; } .flickr-yourcomment { } .flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; } .flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }

Getting Translated . . . into Bulgarian

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

The internet works in mysterious and sometimes wonderful ways. Yesterday I got an email from Reneta Bozhankova of the faculty of Slavic Studies at Sofia University Bulgaria on behalf of a journal called Literaturata (The Literature), asking if they could ...

Rap Canterbury Tales

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Can You Balance An Egg on its End on the Vernal Equinox?

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Apparently, yes, but you can also do so on any other day of the year, given the right egg. It has more to do with the number and arrangement of bumps on the egg than the time of year. It ...

Internet Advertising Resolution

Friday, March 16th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

If you advertise on the internet and make use of an ad that moves from its original position to cover up what I am reading and demand my attention, I will not buy your product EVER. If I am already ...

Go Bears

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | 4 Comments »

.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; } .flickr-yourcomment { } .flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; } .flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; } bears, originally uploaded by david.o. The Chicago Bears are in the Super Bowl for the first time since 1985. Though I've ...

Rare Weather Events in Bergen

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Today will be the 75th consecutive day that it has rained in Bergen. This breaks the record even here, in the rainiest city in Europe. In the above short video I have documented two rare weather events in Bergen. On ...

Computer Beats Chess-man (again)

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

According to the New York Times, "A six-game chess match between Vladimir Kramnik of Russia, the world champion, and Deep Fritz, a souped-up version of commercially available chess software made by Chessbase, ended today in victory for the computer, which ...

Academics Firing Guns

Sunday, November 5th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 8 Comments »

From November 3rd to 4th, a group of brave academics gathered in Bergen, Norway for the Worlds of Warcraft seminar, a project that will result in a critical anthology of writing about the world's most popular massively multiplayer online game, ...

Electronic Literature (a poem for autostart)

Friday, October 27th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

you procreate outsit nick you raffle you boycott you irrigate explore I befound you layer control accelerate chuck mindmeld you photocopy you green thought you green shade you cram you cram you you intern you cigar you twitch you liquidate twitch strangling the wind I reproduce I declaim you scribble rephrase disdain mary had to make a phone call but ...

Dead Man with Cell Phone, Broken Heart

Friday, October 6th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Dead Man with Cell Phone, Broken Heart We ran across this grave in the Zentralfriedhof in Vienna. I have no idea who is buried there, or of the circumstances of his life or death, but I find the form of ...

The History of Pizza

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Here's a great slice on the history of pizza, including some amusing bits on the spread of pizza during the the 1950s in the USA. One issue: although the article attributes to Chicago's Pizzeria Uno, in 1943, the first "truly ...

Texts for Objects in the Writers’ House Kitchen (Draft)

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Nick and I did some serious work on a draft of a forthcoming concrete writing project late last night. Song for a Spoon o i ddnt mn go Requiem for a Fork o o o twist ...

State of the Union: the violent are trying to take the earth

Sunday, February 19th, 2006 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Just for kicks, I attempted to summarize/narrate the 2006 State of the Union Address over iChat with Nick Monfort while I watched it on television, as he was writing some kind of interactive fiction program instead of taking in the ...

Back in Mac

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

My iBook died rather tragically of a logic board failure a week ago Sunday, while I was in the midst of grading papers and right before I was leaving for the SLSA. After recasting my presentation more or less from ...

35 Scooter, 20 C * 3

Saturday, October 29th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

35 Scooter You oxen, whet, spark hole of magic, jived. Boo! Quiz: You see politician who care? Vex me: joke, quag, zip! Feed bag of lies to Our media; quick jab hope. Ax view of yon zoo. My 35th birthday conincided with "Fitzmas," the indictment of Scooter Libby ...

Google Self Haiku

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

a man with my name has been winning at poker in reno: google

S+G7, Dickinson After Queneau

Monday, October 24th, 2005 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

V Birmingham! the great city is over! Cinema has recovered the lots; Comments gone down together Into the boiling home. Ring, for the scant figures! Toll, for the bonnie lyrics,— Home and couple and programs, Spinning upon the ...