I Better Stock Up on the Bottled War and Duct Tape

Posted byScott Posted onMarch 20, 2003 Comments0

According to this story if the terror alert goes from orange to red, the people of New Jersey are supposed to stay home. Let's hope we stay orange — or maybe they ought to come up with some shades of red — fire-engine red means just stay in bed, blush red means you can make a quick trip to the grocery store.

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