Fleeing, Seeking Political Asylum in Norway

It's darker than Canada but they've got better health care and free higher education. Their right wing is like Hillary Clinton. Count me Norwegian. Not really, I'm still an American. But I am going to Bergen, Norway for a quick visit, where I'm participating in the Digital Og Sosial Conference. This week, I'll give a talk on the Network Novel (still working on those slides), read from Implementation and Kind of Blue, and lead a workshop during which twelve Norwegians will write a hypertext murder mystery in two hours. And I'm gonna grade a huge stack of papers on the plane. And I get to see my girlfriend when we're not running around. Whoohoo.