State of the Union: the violent are trying to take the earthpost

Just for kicks, I attempted to summarize/narrate the 2006 State of the Union Address over iChat with Nick Monfort while I watched it on television, as he was writing some kind of interactive fiction program instead of taking in the important annual national narrative. the violent are trying to take the earth but we love our planet and we will keep it trying you listening to W? ) nope ) I'm trying to do serious IF work here fishious attackers battlefield own shores no honor in retreat 9:20 PM the UNITED STATES WILL NOT RETREAT FROM THE WORLD Hell Yeah! we saved liberty in Europe, and faced down an evil umpire we're on the offensive! Hoowee difference between helpful criticism and defeatism 9:25 PM in the base of the pass vital mission ) this is better than the SOTU drinking game ) particularly since I'm drinking, too uniform sacrifices fear desert heat roadside bomb costs/stakes letter from a dead soldier honor to die for my country dead soldier's mom and dad standing proud proud of their dead son who wrote that letter so well grateful to the fallen thanks guys sacrifices OFFENSIVE AGAINST TERROR hell yeah! ) calm calm rule of law accountable institutions Egypt, Palestine Democracy Up yours Hamas You gotta change 9:30 PM Saudi Arabia still love you man liberty Iran hostage clerical elite REGIME come to an end defying world nooclear nooclear weapons Merica rally the world now a personal note to you Iranians looking forward to FREE IRAN take the offensive ) no way spreading hope disease compassion abroad ) next you're going to say SEA OF FIRE and WIPE OFF THE MAP HIV/AIDS, malaria, genocide, slavery, poverty, corruption, despair, drug trade education of girls conscience of our country and so on period NOW FOR MORE OFFENSIVE ON TERRORISM here at home good going guys thanks hound dog deserve tools PATRIOT ACT reauthorize conspiracy listening on the phone 9:35 PM pursuing international communications authority, I got the authority Terrorist Surveillance Program HOOOOWEE! Hound-dog! principles willing to act values gave us birth ) what? freedom is on the march long war with a determined enemy protect our country support our troops FREEDOM!!! build prosperity healthy vigorous economy growing faster than some other countries' American people envy of the world feed people spheres wallowing off our conomy immigrants good set out a better path jobs ) feed people spheres? ) that actually sounds interesting that's what he said man 9:40 PM four years of uninterrupted economic growth? I didn't know that was going on I sort of thought the economy sucked ok just tax cuts make em permanenet every year we've cut the budget of non-Security spending all that other crap, we're getting rid of it special interest projects give me the line item veto baby boomers turn 60 Bush and Clinton same age Congress gotta do what I want it to do! Save Social Security rising costs of entitlements problem not going away sort of like my war machine get problem solved across the aisle come on keep Merica petitive 9:45 PM Buy American nobody can be the American Worker keeping Merica petitive orderly secure borders guest worker program keeping Merica petitive health care We're meeting our responsibility give me medical liability reform people can't be suing their doctors come on break addiction to oil through technology Energy hydrogen cars make a shit load of ethanol 9:50 PM reduce reliance on middle-eastern oil keep Merica petitive human talent and creativity American Competitiveness Initiative ) too bad, merica.com is registered math and science nanotechnology soopercomputing research in public private sectors tell kids to take more math and science ) OH YEAH! we're doing great things with No Child Left Behind ) YOU GO GEORGE! smarter kids we'll show the world compassionate, hopeful nation a quiet transformation a life of personal responsibility is a life of fulfillment 9:55 PM people still have concerns gay marriage suffering caused by diseases we'll prove the pessimists wrong my new members on the bench Hound Dog Alito! Jimbo Roberts! Props to Sandra Day O'Connor, cya hopeful society PROHIBIT HUMAN CLONING HUMAN ANIMAL HYBRIDS human body a gift from creator should not be harvested everybody got a pledge to serve society character of Merica caring adults changing lives of children encourage young people to stay in school rather than selling crack 10:00 PM New Orleans we're doing just fine in New Orleans but we're going to turn it into a Republican stronghold with good golf courses hopeful society HIV/AIDs nod to the African Americans HIV tests in African American churches ideological conflict we did nothing to invite human action Lincoln/slavery, King/racism, Me/terrorism history written in courage FREEDOMed optimistic faithful GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! ) w00t